A Pictoral Essay Of The Coming Fourth of July.

Well, Tresa called me today and set my schedule for the Fourth of July. I know exactly where I am going to be, just not who will be running with me.

First, I'm sleeping in and then going to see a movie at 1pm at The Davis.
Which movie?
This movie, actually.



After that, I'm going home and grabbing supplies and then heading over to this guy's house...



...where he's going to be doing this...



...me and my friends will then do this...



...and this...



...and when we're good and drunk, we'll probably do this...


although we probably won't look as good as those ladies do...

Later, when it gets dark, we'll be getting into this...



Although, I suspect that SHE won't be there.

I'll lay back in the warm, bubbly water and watch the families in the park behind the house, set off these...



With some luck and a whole lot of booze, I might be able to talk some of my lady-friends into doing this...



HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, PATRIOTS!

Now, watch this video and learn something about our most kickass forefather, George Washington. (Be forewarned, the language in this clip is not-safe-for-work.)